It was going to be brilliant. Witty, erudite, informative–everything that makes a great post great.
But then I spent four hours assembling the most complicated piece of flat-packed furniture known to man. And I find I just don’t have the energy.
So here’s a video instead.
I came online so that I could waste some of my precious time reading superfantastical things about writing. And you made me learn science. I don’t know whether to yell at you for the evil you’ve done or applaud you because the stupid movie was actually interesting.
Why not both? Yell while clapping 🙂
Ha! Touche.