When I saw the trailer for Snow White and The Huntsman my reaction was “Wow, that actually looks really goo- oh crap, they cast Kristen Stewart. Why. Why why why. Why would anyone do that.”
And now it looks like it turned out even worse than I thought it was going to be. Spoiler-filled review on Tor here.
“A moment for Kristen Stewart as Snow White. No, you know what, let’s not give her a moment because she spends the entire film caught between two facial expressions and couldn’t make you care about this character if the director had tied injured, mewing kittens to her ankles for the duration of her journey.”
Any better puns on the title? Jokes about Kristen Stewart’s acting skills? Share them in the comments!
DAN HARRIS: 10% SCI, 90% FI 
Oh jeez. I thought it was going to be bad but not THAT bad. Ouch. I don’t think I’ll see that movie. Which sucks because it looks like the only fantasy thing coming out for awhile now.
My brother and I have been laughing about Stewart and her amazing stoner face. Passion? What passion? She just looks like she smoked something backstage and can’t feel her face. Or she’s had plastic surgery and can’t move her eyebrows. I thought it was just something to do with Twilight but…apparently not. It’s actually her face.
I’ve got nothing in the way of puns for the title, but if I think of any, I’ll share (they’ll likely be pretty bad though).
Haha – it’s true. I love this chart comparing her and Emma Watson: http://i.eatliver.com/2011/6992.jpg.
And your puns couldn’t be worse than mine, surely? 🙂