When I saw the trailer for Snow White and The Huntsman my reaction was “Wow, that actually looks really goo- oh crap, they cast Kristen Stewart. Why. Why why why. Why would anyone do that.”
And now it looks like it turned out even worse than I thought it was going to be. Spoiler-filled review on Tor here.
“A moment for Kristen Stewart as Snow White. No, you know what, let’s not give her a moment because she spends the entire film caught between two facial expressions and couldn’t make you care about this character if the director had tied injured, mewing kittens to her ankles for the duration of her journey.”
Any better puns on the title? Jokes about Kristen Stewart’s acting skills? Share them in the comments!